Still Clueless (Part VI)

Having been unable to get nothing other than “Nothing” on my blog, sought the advice of some friends who have integrated the art of blogging into their daily life.

Advice varied from “have lots to drink, that should drown your inhibitions … ” to  “Relax, sleep, chill out, meditate, do yoga etc. etc. ….”

The following chronicle my desperate attempts. Friday night had a lot to drink. Nothing. Saturday morning major hangover. Head’s hurting but continued drinking (Gatorade this time). Still nothing. Saturday night decided to take another shot at the drinking option. Went out and had tons to drink. Still nothing. Sunday chilled out, I mean really chilled out. Still nothing. In desperation decided to practice the precise art of having my head make contact with the wall and generate a “thump” sound in exact intervals of 5 seconds in hope that it would awaken some brain cells. Still nothing.

Monday morning. Still nothing.